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Vonnegut's Asshole

Vonnegut's Asshole

http://www.vonnegutsasshole.blogspot.com

Author Eric Spitznagel may have shared too much.

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  • For Tightwads Who Have Considered Filet Mignon When Burger Chef Is Enuf

    Posted on Sunday October 5th, 2008 at 23:01 in , family, food issues, pointless nostalgia, wine-related blindness

    You can learn everything you'd ever want or need to know about a family — either your own or somebody else's — just by listening to what they talk about over dinner. Do they discuss literature, the economy, celebrity gossip, how the government is...

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    Posted on Sunday July 20th, 2008 at 17:06 in , shameless self-promotion

    Hello, Internet friends.Vonnegut's Asshole is on sabbatical for the forseeable future. If all goes as planned, I'll be returning in September, with a staggering new design and a collection of all-new stories that will embarrass not just me but pretty...

  • It Has Arrived

    Posted on Sunday July 6th, 2008 at 17:00

    The Monkeybicycle Dirty Comedy Issue, which I guest-edited, is finally available. You can buy it here, or here.I cannot begin to tell you how amazing this news it. For the last several years, I was under the impression that my carefully-selected coll...

  • For Those Of You About to Rock Cruise, We Salute You

    Posted on Monday June 23rd, 2008 at 11:34

    Hello, Internet friends.How's the summer treating you? Having a good... vacation or... whatever it is you do this time of year? I've been spending a lot of time at the beach lately. Not because I'm the kind of guy who likes going to the beach. I live...

  • Pillow Talk

    Posted on Wednesday June 18th, 2008 at 23:01 in

    Hello again, Internet friends.While I'm still technically on my blog sabbatical, I've decided to return just briefly to discuss something I think is on the forefront of everybody's mind this summer. I'm talking about, of course, first-person literary...

Comments & Reviews

This blog is currently rated a 9.35 out of a possible 10 based on 23 comments.

emopinups

pinklatexblog

Wicked Funny :P)

Posted: Friday September 19th, 2008 at 16:58 | More Reviews From emopinups | Report This Comment

HughBriss

Hugh Briss

Oh how happy I would be if everyone that blogged could actually write. Hell, I'd be happy if they could write even half as well as Eric.

Posted: Friday August 15th, 2008 at 08:46 | More Reviews From HughBriss | Report This Comment

PJ

Oh and by the way, that asshole isn't on my body lmao. It's one of those kind.

Posted: Friday August 22nd, 2008 at 04:27 | Report This Comment

PJ

No one can have a bigger asshole in thier life than me right now lol.

Posted: Wednesday August 13th, 2008 at 01:50 | Report This Comment

k8noon

Rickey Henderson

Rickey heartily approves of this blog.

Posted: Thursday July 24th, 2008 at 15:27 | More Reviews From k8noon | Report This Comment

diesel

Rob Kroese

Eric can write the crap out of just about anybody around.

Posted: Tuesday July 15th, 2008 at 16:56 | More Reviews From diesel | Report This Comment

JDh888

JD

funnier than Updike's Asshole on any day of the week!!!!

Posted: Friday May 23rd, 2008 at 09:21 | More Reviews From JDh888 | Report This Comment

Nicole10112

Nicole

Very funny...glad I came across this

Posted: Monday May 12th, 2008 at 01:37 | More Reviews From Nicole10112 | Report This Comment

kinklade

Rich

Fantastic read, one of the best blogs I have come across in a while

Posted: Wednesday May 7th, 2008 at 00:29 | More Reviews From kinklade | Report This Comment

Static

Static

Absolutely the funniest stuff hands down. I give it a two thumbs up and a kraptastic rating!

Posted: Friday February 22nd, 2008 at 21:33 | More Reviews From Static | Report This Comment

BTCassidy

BT Cassidy

Oh, this is gold, Animals ARE aseholes- and that's the best reason for eating them- That's the first post I read, I'm goijgnthrough the back catalog, trawling, reading laughing- keep posting, you're great.
Tom

Posted: Thursday January 10th, 2008 at 18:44 | More Reviews From BTCassidy | Report This Comment

Kard16

Karim Dhanji

I like your style, a little long winded for my taste, but amusing no less

Posted: Saturday January 5th, 2008 at 16:42 | More Reviews From Kard16 | Report This Comment

Puffmatty

lynyrdschuyler

so funny I forgot to laugh, oh wait, I did laugh.
why is laugh spelled like that?

Posted: Tuesday December 11th, 2007 at 08:30 | More Reviews From Puffmatty | Report This Comment

rindolphus

rindolphus

That was refreshing. A lil, way too fucking long, but funny as hell.

Posted: Monday August 6th, 2007 at 09:07 | More Reviews From rindolphus | Report This Comment

Goldy

GoldyWorld

A fantastic writer. Worth adding to your RSS reader for sure.

Posted: Monday June 25th, 2007 at 01:04 | More Reviews From Goldy | Report This Comment

Trik

Trik

Truly fantastic. I'll check back soon.

Posted: Sunday June 24th, 2007 at 11:44 | More Reviews From Trik | Report This Comment

kriseric

Kris Erickson

How can I have a life like yours? I have a bedroll and a pair of boots and I am wiling to stand on the porch as long as it takes.

Posted: Saturday June 23rd, 2007 at 14:19 | More Reviews From kriseric | Report This Comment

augel

augel

a different kind of humor, which makes me laugh anyways. keep it up!

Posted: Friday June 15th, 2007 at 12:50 | More Reviews From augel | Report This Comment

loulantos

lou lantos

Haha. I admire anyone who puts wine and hobo balls in the same sentence.

Posted: Thursday June 7th, 2007 at 09:31 | More Reviews From loulantos | Report This Comment

qelqoth

Joseph Qelqoth

One of the most hilarious reads on the Internet.

Posted: Thursday June 7th, 2007 at 04:11 | More Reviews From qelqoth | Report This Comment

whypaisley

paisley

with the long list of credits you have to your name,,, you dont need me to tell you that this is good stuff...but i can tell you i really liked it and not feel to out of place...thank you....

Posted: Wednesday May 16th, 2007 at 20:20 | More Reviews From whypaisley | Report This Comment

corinnamakris

Corinna Makris

You are funny dude. Really freakin funny.

Posted: Wednesday May 9th, 2007 at 12:42 | More Reviews From corinnamakris | Report This Comment

jacks

jack

I read parts of this openmouthed, unbelievable in places its that god.


Jack

Posted: Saturday May 5th, 2007 at 11:33 | More Reviews From jacks | Report This Comment

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